Do you speak italian? 0.o

So I'm sitting here at work, at my desk. And the following just happened:

*older man walks into the door*

Older man: Bonjourno ... aufiajeiahfieaufeohafoauehgaoey0wwandagnaiureaohfabgaheohlabv *as I interpret the stream of Italian conversation that he followed up with*

Me: 0.o (looks dumbfounded)

Older man: You no speak Italian

Me: No, do you speak English?

Older man: Leaves



Honestly, just because I'm beside Mafia bar that is full of a bunch of Italians, does not mean I automatically know Italian.

I mean, I can't even use my intelligence modifier to help me out.


If you got that reference, you make me smile