My duties

Answer phones - check
Take messages - check
Type offers - check
Answer dumb questions - check
Web based services - check
Move a cement parking curb by placing a telephone book (to create leverage) underneath while my boss does the lifting/shoving - check

Interesting day at work, the parking curb infront of our office was moved by a snow plow to the otherend, by the sidewalk, during the winter. I spent about 20 minutes assisting my boss to move it back.
Good thing I wasn't wearing a skirt.