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Korn makes all better.

Freak on a Leash - Korn

Something takes a part of me.
Something lost and never seen.
Everytime I start to believe,
Somethings raped and taken from me... from me.
Lifes got to always be messing with me. (you wanna see the light)
Cant they chill and let me be free? (so do I)
Cant I take away all this pain. (you wanna see the light)
I try to every night, all in vain... in vain.
Sometimes I cannot take this place.
Sometimes its my life I cant taste.
Sometimes I cannot feel my face.
Youll never see me fall from grace
Something takes a part of me.
You and I were meant to be.
A cheap fuck for me to lay
Something takes a part of me.
Feeling like a freak on a leash. (you wanna see the light)
Feeling like I have no release. (so do I)
How many times have I felt diseased? (you wanna see the light)
Nothing in my life is free... is free
Sometimes I cannot take this place.
Sometimes its my life I cant taste.
Sometimes I cannot feel my face.
Youll never see me fall from grace
Something takes a part of me.
You and I were meant to be.
A cheap fuck for me to lay
Something takes a part of me.
Boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
Go!
So...fight! something on the...
Fight...some things they fight
So...something on the...
Fight...some things they fight
Fight...something of the
No...some things they fight
Fight...something of the...
Fight...some things they fight
Something takes a part of me.
You and I were meant to be.
A cheap fuck for me to lay
Something takes a part of me.
Part of me...
Part of me...
Part of me...
Oh...

Something light hearted

*originally posted on monster sarcasm rally*

1. Go to Google Maps
2. Click on "get directions"
3. Type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)
4. Type "London" in the second box (the "to" box)
5. Click on "get directions"
6. Scroll down to step #24

A few fashion notes

Alright, so, ladies ... at least the ones that I saw today. Allow me to point out a couple of things.

First things first ... TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS. I don't care who told you, they lied. Tights are to be worn under articles of clothing, and sorry sister, your kind of past your waist tank top, does not constitute an appropriate article clothing pairing for tights.

And I'm not talking about stirrup style of tights, I mean honest to goodness silk type tights.

Also, yes, its warm outside say YAY for 19 degrees, yay! However, it it is only April 20th, its a tad bit early for the shorts and flip flops folks.

Am I American?

for the last couple of days, when bored and not really thinking, I've started humming the american national anthem, not entirely sure why.

Don't mess with me

Alright, so ... I have some pet peeves, its not a surprise ... I can be a pleasant person, just don't piss me off. I'm pretty good about letting people know what irks me, I'm not the type to let someone continue to annoy me, unaware, and harbour some secret grudge against them. But then there are pet peeves when it comes to public spaces and the TTC ... here are the big ones:

- people who stand right at the stop, in the shelter or close enough to me that I have to breathe in their second hand smoke (and cough and feel nauseous). You want to light a cigarette, then be considerate and go far far away. I can not wait for the day that smoking will be banned in all public spaces.

- big strollers on the vehicles ... I might get grief for this one, because I don't have any children, in which case I would like to point out that my aunt had 3 children all within 2 or 3 years of one another, and never once took a stroller or carriage on a TTC vehicle. I can handle umbrella strollers, but if you are bringing a full out baby carriage (like this one) then, use a frickin' baby jumper, strap that child to your stomach and save us the hassle of trying to maneuver around your stroller. I also love the people who, on the new busses, park their fucking stroller right by the driver and leave little less than a foot of space to shimmy by. Bah! Really, big strollers should not be allowed on crowded busses, bikes aren't, animals aren't ... your stupid oversized carriage shouldn't be either.

- on a similar note, how about people who leave their backpacks on, especially when the bus is crowded, I stand there, I say "excuse me" they move in just a little, but you still have something that is sticking a foot of your back, and then have the audacity to give ME a dirty look when I have to shove past them. I always move my bag around and have it tight against the front of my body, if I have a backpack, I put it on the ground (because if it falls over, it has a zipper, nothing will come out, my messanger bag doesn't). This morning there was a young teenaged boy on the bus, maybe 14 ... with probably every text book he owned in his backpack, blocking the entire way, I said excuse me 3 times (he didn't have headphones on, he was just being ignorant) till I finally pushed him forward to get past. Really, the more people I meet, the more cats seem like the better species.

And on a final ranting note, I went to Timmie's this morning, and I understand breakfast rushes can be difficult, but if I tell you that what you are giving me wasn't what I ordered, don't try to argue with me. Because honestly, who in their right mind would order an everything bagel toasted with herb and garlic cream cheese WITH bacon? I ordered the bagel (for lunch) and a bacon breakfast sandwich. But it wasn't until he went back on the register to see the original order did he realize they fucked up, then tried to just take the bacon (and most of the cream cheese) off the bagel and give it to me, I didn't say anything I just gave the stare down. They got the message and made me a new bagel.

As reference, I was drinking last night with a friend till almost 3am and then had to be at work, I'm a little grumpy :)

Woo

Extortion is fun :)